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mol

Post subject: A woman's description of MEN

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:55 pm

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1. Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shxx out of you.

2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like . Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ....... Snowstorms ........... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. [/color]

Women in the house... Do You AGREE

My Guys in the house... Do YOU agree

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:04 pm

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wat impudence, betrayal, audacity, effontery... :?:

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:54 pm

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:27 pm

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:58 pm

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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:46 pm

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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:10 pm

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mol

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:03 am

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Moti seru ba won...

Which kain apology? make you people no crucify me abeg.

Gb, this one no be direct response to your Men's rules, make we no start exchanging... :wink:

no be only balogun leyin obinrin, you go soon see Oba leyin obinrin.

Switmoi, abi you wan follow my trail? No be bad one my guy, its just all about learning and understanding how the other side thinks... dont you agree? abi this joke dey threaten you?

Jiggo, relax jare, this your english too much joo. :roll:

Un1nhibit3d & Lola, thanks for your comments and I hope this joke brought a smile to your faces.

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:17 pm

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Joke? You call am joke?

That na very sensitive joke oh, more like insult sef, na female sympathy u dey try to get?

MEN ARE LIKE . . . . .CHAIRMEN ! Period.

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:21 pm

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Make una no blame Mol, he is gender sensistive.

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switmoi

Post subject: Yet to apologize

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:19 pm

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:37 pm

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switmoi

Post subject: Egocentric?

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:55 pm

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:47 pm

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I dont remember your righteous anger being so white when GB told us his Men's Rules.Selective visualisation, wont you say?

What does egocentric mean? Well,Oxford dictionary defines Egocentric as:
Centred on the ego, Self-centred, Egotistical.
Thesaurus' synonyms of this word :
egoistic, egoistical, egomaniacal, egotistic, egotistical, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-involved, selfish, self-seeking, self-serving.
Are we closer home yet? :roll:

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switmoi

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:55 pm

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I still can't phantom the relevance of ur definition to the joke Mol posted on this thread. The joke was posted by a [guy] though, and apologies are requested for by guys too! How has ego come to play? It's the guy's affair. Keep off!

Nice and quick online research though!

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Un1nhibit3d

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:11 pm

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Guy or no, please leave it be or you go remove your approval of Men's Rules!
Ive always told you in particular that some of us have a thing for words. No need for online research. But i guess you cant imagine any lady being so smart (did i hear somebody say 'egocentric'!)
Dont sound so heated...cooli temper gi.

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Gbolahan

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:16 pm

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hmm hmm..
sorri i just dey clear my throat.
:shock:

i volunteer myself as a referee oo.. just in case u guyz need one soon..
well... Mol never perform below the title..
okay.. we all agree that our mothers be woman.. and say wives be woman too.. we can't do without them somehow.. but no be say we be all these things wey u write above..
Mol.. Balooooooooooooogun!!!
Proof me wrong.. justify ur post.

uninhibited....
i dey gbadun ur counters...

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:55 pm

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mol

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:54 am

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My Guys make you coolu coolu temper.

I no wan make this joke create fight of male versus female. The topic of the mail sef na 'A Woman's description of Men', and everybody dey entitled to thier own opinion, no be fight. :roll:

Gb, which kin justification you want make i give? The fact say i post the joke no be say i agree with all the descriptions but it at least made me laugh to learn how women think of us (guys). You have to agree though that some of the descriptions hit the mark, abi? No give me compulsory title abeg.

Switmoi & Un1nhibit3d, i dey gbadun you, the question now is which description is correct and which is not? :arrow:

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switmoi

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:08 am

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Mr Mol, be a gentleman and make us proud. Except you'd wish to confirm sista Un1nhibit3d's assertion that naija 'men' are 'egocentric' only then will you decline a simple request for an 'unreserved online apology'. The sistas no go vex.

As for Oga Gb Men's rules, if you thoroughly went through it, you'd have noticed that he neither mentioned it was his pronouncements nor did he directly or by implication support it. He only posted another person's opinion [although I loved it], while in Mol's case he posted assertions [not opinions]

Infact I got an overfilled e-mail box when I forwarded it to my female friends. You can only imagine wot sharp reactions I got ... So, those who see Mol's post as a 'neutralizer' to Gb's post are mistaken.

You'll even be more sooooorry if the next post by Mol on this thread is an apology. Mol don't dissapoint ur brodas ...

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:20 pm

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:11 pm

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Somebody please help us count the number of smileys on this page.

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switmoi

Post subject: Only moi?

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:13 pm

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Bros I think say na only me dey see 'em

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X-2-X

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:25 pm

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I tink its a way to cool tempers. But na wa for the initial post oh!

Wetin mol dey hope to achieve?

U want woman sympathy abi wetin, Afterall Gb wrote about women, so it should have been a woman to write what mol wrote, or mol u bi hermaphrodite? By the way where Jiggo dey sef, he suppose yarn unto this matter, abi gb ow u see am?

But all these women wey dey happy for this description, I pray make una marry man wey truely match the description! that time make una no complain oh, afterall na una say all men egocentric abi na wetin be that grammar again. Switmoi as usual help me if I mistake for the oyinbo language . . . . , i trust u, my FELLOW MAN

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