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mol

Post subject: PRISON VS WORK...

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:54 pm

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PRISON VS WORK

IN PRISON
- you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
- you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
- you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
- you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
- you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
- you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
- a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK .
- you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON
- you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
-you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
- you get your own toilet.
AT WORK
- you have to share.

IN PRISON
- they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
- you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
- all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
- You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for... :twisted: :evil:

KILL YOUR MANAGER

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jiggo

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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:02 pm

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mol...av U done that to ur boss?
Do lead by example abeg...
na trade off nah...
som still like office...u know...u fit see chick there? abi nah

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Gbolahan

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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:35 pm

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hmm..
i just dey wonder what other benefits we gain from office... than just a consolation that we are busy and that we are responsible...

thats funny.. but it got me thinking though...not to fire my boss.. but to get outa the rat race.
we will get there.

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X-2-X

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:20 am

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mol

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:09 am

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jiggo

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:49 pm

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ok...now i c its a decision thing...
ask GB!!!he's tinking already
metink...work pay pass irrespective of the rat race...
prison don dent ur CV nah...

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Gbolahan

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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:23 pm

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when last you see Dangote CV ??
there is a place where cv is irrelevant ( dented or not)
thats where we belong..
we will get there...

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