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There was a party at lekki that many forum owners attended. The host (Gb!) had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.

Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."

Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man (name witheld for security reasons....lol) swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, look and behold, he made it!

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give it to me , Two, see those bullets over there? give them to me, and 3, show me the bastard who pushed me into dat pool

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funny...
but you sure say enviromental agency go gree make Gb carry that tank enter the party...
just wondering
Gb!

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Building a Solution Colony. Gb!

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very
hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a
huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later,
one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The
other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with
you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could
possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The laughing missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."

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Why Nigerians Can't be Terrorists
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it

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Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! ...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

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Bros...na wah o...take am easy with thesejokes..meanwhile, som are not Elegbede'sjokes...u know
but na good job b dis
but takeam easy on the onslaught on Naijas.now...wedon change

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1luv...

Carry go Elegbede, we are enjoying your jokes.

Change? uh!!!

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alljober, believe in d ongoig reformation...
Naijas dey change , we r getting there

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1luv...

i will believe it when i see it, but for now, am just enjoying Elegbede's jokes.

I hope you didnt stop because of what Mr. Jiggo said? he's like that ooo, he gets to everybody, you just wont let it affect you.

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