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Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu.

One Nigeria, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul.

Umaru Yar'Adua

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BELIEVE - Becasue Emmanuel Lives I Expect Victory Everytime

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In Life's Pursuits, Never Outrun God [Prov. 19:21]
1luv...

Luveth, which one be dis now
Even with a free and fair election, YARDUA will still win but trust BABA he does not want to take any chances after all the election was declared as a do or die affair before the actual voting started.
Don't be surprised the guy will perform.

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If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today .
......Mike Bertola.

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BELIEVE - Becasue Emmanuel Lives I Expect Victory Everytime

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BELIEVE - Becasue Emmanuel Lives I Expect Victory Everytime

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In Life's Pursuits, Never Outrun God [Prov. 19:21]
1luv...

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If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today .
......Mike Bertola.

Yes oooo. That his cabinet is exactly what i am waiting for.
Lets see how an acada president would choose his cabinet...

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Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

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More twisted than dreadlocks

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Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

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More twisted than dreadlocks

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Genius begins great works;
Labour alone finishes them

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Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

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More twisted than dreadlocks

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Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

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Genius begins great works;
Labour alone finishes them

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More twisted than dreadlocks

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Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

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If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today .
......Mike Bertola.