CareersNG

The Lord's Prayer for A Network Eng.


The Lord is my IOS, I shall not hang. He makes me boot normally without errors;

He has enabled me with heavenly dynamic routing protocol; he loads my routing table with links of favor.

He routed me to the server of righteousness, for His domainname(Jesus.God.Ubiqutious.unv) sake.

Even though I buy goodness on the internet with my abundance-card, I fear no 419, for He is my Firewall, thy access-list and thy intrusion Prevention System, they comfort me.

Thou preparest an alternate route before me in the presence of link failures; Thou connected my links with fiber optics, I have the highest bandwidth to your grace.

Surely favourable connections and replies shall follow me all the days of my pings, and I shall maintain my telnet to the server of the Lord for ever and ever.
Amen

A lady on a flight seated next to a priest says,” I purchased a sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot for it and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps pass it through Customs for me under your robes? I could my dear, only I am not able to lie." "And with that she hands him the hair remover. After landing they proceed through Customs. "Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs officer. "From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son." And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?” The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through, Father. Next!"

_________________
Building a Solution Colony. Gb!

!
Now did the Priest Declare what he had under his robe?

_________________
Success is a Process,It Actually starts from Within!
Okoro Ugochukwu. C

_________________
More twisted than dreadlocks

_________________
More twisted than dreadlocks

_________________
Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

U folks r nuts!!!

Fowe repent for the kingdom of God is @ hand!!
U cant even quote correctly...and u say na joke!!!!

_________________
In Life's Pursuits, Never Outrun God [Prov. 19:21]
1luv...

_________________
KEEP ON SEARCHING FOR KNOWLEDGE, UNTIL YOU ACQUIRE IT, KNOW THAT "GOOD IS THE
ENEMY OF THE BEST" SO MOVE ON

_________________
Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

_________________
More twisted than dreadlocks

...Yes... blogging..
but i am not sure if posting on a forum too is blogging

_________________
Fowe.
Choices make or mar Chances ... add extra care to your choices today.

I am thinking along the lines of an online diary.

_________________
More twisted than dreadlocks