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jiggo

Post subject: Miss Beatrice

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:13 pm

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switmoi

Post subject: Na joke?

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:26 pm

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:34 pm

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Mikebertola

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:35 pm

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:56 pm

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Lola

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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:41 pm

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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:14 pm

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Mikebertola

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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:34 am

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Lola,
you are right, I guess my mind is not well exposed to such line of your thinking (organ) :idea:

. No be my fault.

X-2-X, you read my mind na by force make i understand the joke.
I be Baba Suwe No 1 fan.

I am proud to be a Nigerian.

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mol

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:21 am

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For those of you wey no understand this joke, i get help for you.

James 1:5 If any of you lack Understanding, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

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switmoi

Post subject: Misuse of divine intelligence/Misinterpreting divine express

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:42 am

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If the Apostle James meant the understanding of this kinda joke, do you think he'd pen down those inspired words for reference in the Holy scriptures? Don't you think its a misuse of divine 'intelligence'? Do you think the Almighty would even grant you an 'understanding' of the joke as profered by Oga Jiggo above?

Besides, Lola only aired her opinion [that is, if Lola is a lady], any other person participating on this forum also has a right to express his/her opinion.

My opinion: It may be that the joke above is Lola's kinda joke. I stand to be corrected ...

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mol

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:10 am

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Switmoi, relax now haba!!!

Even the bible get different intepretations e.g KJV, NIV... so we all approach things from different perspectives.

Having 'understanding' is a wide concept and is not restricted to only the understanding of the scriptures. In all daily activities, even one as mundane as making sense out of another person's grammar requires wisdom and the best wisdom comes from God, the Almighty.

Oga, no offense intended :roll:

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switmoi

Post subject: Haba! I no vex

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:19 am

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Oga Mol,

Bible no get different interpretation, na different translation [the lexical expressions used] and I no vex o! Na make we no give 'bad thing' good name make me express mai opinion.

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Mikebertola

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:46 am

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I don't have anything to say.
Una don finish the talk.
However, any form of wisdom that is tilted towards understanding of this kind of Joke is not God inspired wisdom.
I rest my case.

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mol

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:55 am

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Yes Sir!!!

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