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CHAT BY AIREGIN COUNTRY PRESIDENT & HIS SPECIAL ADVISER |
Last post by: ACUBE
• Forum: Jokes/Amusing Stuffs
Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:57 pm
CHAT BY AIREGIN COUNTRY PRESIDENT & HIS SPECIAL ADVISER PT2
President ( 2:06:17 PM): we can add arewa boys,bakasi boys
Special Adviser ( 2:06:46 PM): u want to spoil everything
Special Adviser ( 2:07:01 PM): people will nt respect EFCC like dat
Special Adviser ( 2:07:20 PM): we can only set up another organization like
Special Adviser ( 2:07:26 PM): OR WE CAN CALL IT
Special Adviser ( 2:07:37 PM): FBI-nigeria
President ( 2:08:41 PM): thats y u are the best adviser.FBI-Nigeria is also good.let us fight those people well,then are thieves,they will chop all the reserves
Special Adviser ( 2:08:54 PM): and we recruit those area boys ,arewa boys ,bakkasi boys as d physical front body gurads
Special Adviser ( 2:09:26 PM): and take some boys from EFCC to manage them
Special Adviser ( 2:09:50 PM): the responsibilty of FBI-nigeria wil be as follows
President ( 2:10:13 PM): good i am here
Special Adviser ( 2:10:39 PM): sanitizing every citizen that are planing anything bad for the country
Special Adviser ( 2:10:58 PM): arresting country political terrorists
President ( 2:11:18 PM): and opponets
Special Adviser ( 2:11:20 PM): and who are d country political terrosrist?
President ( 2:11:29 PM): Tinubu
Special Adviser ( 2:11:29 PM): ur opponents of course
Special Adviser ( 2:11:54 PM): they are every where
President ( 2:12:02 PM): sorry,it is Ojuyobo,Abubakar etc
Special Adviser ( 2:12:05 PM): tinubu's case is very simple
Special Adviser ( 2:12:18 PM): do u knw wat u can do for him?
President ( 2:13:09 PM): wat?
Special Adviser ( 2:13:39 PM): sieze his eye ware[glasses],arest his doctor,sieze his international passport using d FBI-nigeria to do dat
Special Adviser ( 2:14:33 PM): set him up wt the drug law enforcement agency for consuming cocaine
Special Adviser ( 2:14:56 PM): b4 he will settle wt that 3 offence
President ( 2:14:58 PM): hw did u get the info on cocaine
Special Adviser ( 2:15:24 PM): u just have to use something to set him up
Special Adviser ( 2:15:45 PM): then u can also take him to Federal government hospital to make a test
President ( 2:15:52 PM): hummmmmmmm,let me think maybe i will tell u later
Special Adviser ( 2:15:52 PM): who owns d hospital
Special Adviser ( 2:16:02 PM): forget
Special Adviser ( 2:16:29 PM): we can deal wt them succesfully
Special Adviser ( 2:16:36 PM): atiku abubaka
Special Adviser ( 2:16:38 PM): very simple
President ( 2:16:54 PM): yes hw do we do dat
Special Adviser ( 2:16:54 PM): do u knw wat u can use to make him lose focus
Special Adviser ( 2:17:15 PM): Rape case
President ( 2:17:42 PM): but his a muslim now and this Nigeria not America
Special Adviser ( 2:18:02 PM): raping 27 years old secretary....wt prove evidence to be provide by FBI-nigeria
Special Adviser ( 2:18:17 PM): rape is different from many wifes
President ( 2:18:30 PM): i hope dat will work
Special Adviser ( 2:19:04 PM): he rape a 27 years old black american in hoston hotel
Special Adviser ( 2:19:24 PM): they will be dealing wt him in usa not nigeria here
Special Adviser ( 2:19:37 PM): see ....when u r d president
President ( 2:19:43 PM): good we will send him 2 America 4 a conference the we set him up
President ( 2:19:53 PM): Ur brain is sharp33
Special Adviser ( 2:19:56 PM): u have power for anything....becos u will belong to
Special Adviser ( 2:20:00 PM): yes
Special Adviser ( 2:20:03 PM): u r tlking
President ( 2:20:08 PM): hope u dont drink Harp ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Special Adviser ( 2:20:08 PM): talking
Special Adviser ( 2:20:32 PM): ithey will accuse him of not respecting american law
Special Adviser ( 2:20:54 PM): he want to behave illegally the way he is behaving in nigeria
President ( 2:21:24 PM): and they will detain him until the election is over
Special Adviser ( 2:21:27 PM): immediatelly ...they must seize his international passport there on d sport
President ( 2:21:52 PM): good
Special Adviser ( 2:22:10 PM): and make press confrenec on CNN,BBC,AIT,NTA,
Special Adviser ( 2:22:29 PM): with colaboration with usa CIA agent
Special Adviser ( 2:22:53 PM): men....forget...let us spend this oil money to block our enemy
President ( 2:23:23 PM): at least oil price is increasing in the world market
Special Adviser ( 2:24:03 PM): then when u r doing all these things
Special Adviser ( 2:24:24 PM): make sure u reduce d prices of petrol....people will love u that time
Special Adviser ( 2:25:04 PM): u will have to give more money to d press to add more vale to ur image both internationa and loca
President ( 2:25:33 PM): u no we hve a lot of projects to do and we need to make profit to our pockets 2
President ( 2:25:50 PM): then will u be Minister of foreign affairrs
Special Adviser ( 2:26:28 PM): but u need to suppress pressure from one place and use it to increase power to anotherbecos law of phisics state that
Special Adviser ( 2:26:46 PM): action and reaction are equall and oposite
Special Adviser ( 2:27:12 PM): i will prefare to be minister of petroleum and natural resourese
Special Adviser ( 2:27:32 PM): i want to get u more money
President ( 2:27:44 PM): U can also oversee Foreign affairs
President ( 2:27:50 PM): see u
President ( 2:27:56 PM): tke it easy
Special Adviser ( 2:28:11 PM): ok....anything that please ur highness sir
President ( 2:29:31 PM): U will be Special Adviser on petroleum and natural resourese cos that will be under presidency nd u will oversee forgin affairs ministry
WATCH OUT FOR PART THREE
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