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• Forum: Jokes/Amusing Stuffs
Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:57 am
A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to Germany hell & asks, “What do they do here?†He is told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the dayâ€.
The man does not like the sound of that at all also he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to Nigeria hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, “What do they do there?†He is told “first they put you in an electric chair for hour. Then they! Lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the dayâ€. But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting o get in?†asks the man.
“Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private businessâ€.
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