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Husband & Wife
by Fowe on Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:25 am
Husband to Wife.....Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband ......... :roll:
:arrow: .............After some days his wife replied:
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expense details:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items........... :shock:
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry about me; I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using them. Love You!
:D :D :D
by jiggo on Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:17 pm
Jesus Christ...Fowe...U no go choke this yam for my mouth o...with this joke of urs... :x
U r d mannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
Re: Husband & Wife
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